newbaltimore records

tonight @ thef401tress

2010-06-21T15:12:00.003-04:00

u kn0 the drill bi n0w kidd0z

10 pm sharp

doobie smokers (drugs bunny synth duo)
copper glove (drummer)
black vatican (owen's metal)
blue sabbath, black fiji (from glasgow, scotland!!)

also the debut of dee jay clown penis performing screwtube and reversed tapes throughout the night

309 e federal st as usual

bring some loot for the scottish sea dogs***

be sleazy; come over to the eazy (east)

whats it take?

2010-06-19T20:38:00.000-04:00

to get ahold of this pink priest dude?

ridiculous

the real drugs bunny/war anus

2010-06-11T12:45:00.005-04:00

rip pep pep

2010-06-04T15:47:00.001-04:00

youll surely be missed

this drummer

2010-06-03T22:08:00.001-04:00

could teach a few lessons to some blowmore folk on the real

upcoming shows @ thef401tress

2010-06-02T17:27:00.005-04:00

getready

got some heavy hitt(l)ers on deck

start it up

monday 21 june
9 doors/10 show

doobie smokers (drugs bunny synth duo)
copper glove (earth crown, door.)
twig harper (nautical almanac) (still 2be confirmed and if not y'all get kid krusher)
blue sabbath black fiji (from glasgow, scotland!!!!!!!!!!)

this ones gonna be $5 for them dudes/dudettes from across the pond

allllsooo we got

WORLD WAR SHIRTLESS

31 july
3pm-3am

$3 for entry

mini festival featuring every badass act you can think of including walter gross, the debut of deepwater horizon, lifers, narwhalz (of sound), shock diamond, and every other motherfucker thats killn it in the g-a-m-e today

sty tooned/stay sober, kids.

deepwater horizon

2010-05-31T10:15:00.000-04:00

coming s00n 2 a stereo near u...

goodnight sweet prince

2010-05-30T18:21:00.001-04:00

goomba

5/26/zolo @ the floristree

2010-05-27T22:00:00.001-04:00

this

2010-05-24T20:46:00.001-04:00

super dry video///\\\\3 parts

2010-05-24T06:18:00.005-04:00

super dry live may 22nd at thef401tress (in quadraphonic sound)
m.c. schmidt - roland v-synth, vocals, fx
turquoise cats - sh-101, guitar, tapes, feedback, nightmare machine, easy button, effects

thanks to dave for the visual record/everyone who played and came out that night

(hopefully) more videos to come
also someone left a tweed backpack with hand stitching and a bright orange hoodie if you know anyone that left either of these things have them email me at thef401tress@gmail.com

tonight @ thef401tress

2010-05-22T13:32:00.003-04:00

10pm @ thef401tress
f401 copycat
309 e. federal st
(call if you need to get in the building)

lussuria (ny)
super dry (turquoise cats + m.c. schmidt of matmos)
gem vision (kid krusher)
jason urick (wzt hearts)

please bring some $$ for donations for lussuria

all the rest of yall who dont make it can d.i.a.f.

(in the wings - june14 blue sabbath black fiji and othrs tbd
july31- world war shirtless featuring drugs bunny, shock (diamond), walter gross, and many more)

this saturday at thef401tress

2010-05-18T12:08:00.001-04:00

gonna be a good one

bring $$ to get in

9door/10show

super dry (turquoise cats and m.c. schmidt)
gem vision
lussuria (ny)
jason urick

be there or be square

who the nuts are yall

2010-05-17T11:24:00.000-04:00

wait for it

02 bd

2010-05-13T11:59:00.001-04:00

dopesick with it

sum sick

2010-05-09T17:05:00.002-04:00

art and images by yr boy visual gemz

announcements

2010-05-06T10:18:00.004-04:00

turquoise cats - real raga shit/coffins for summer camp

lado a - upper los colonias
lado b - easy east

artwork tbd

coming (soon) on wtrclr

my kinda woman

2010-05-04T07:38:00.000-04:00

doin it up nice baby

the black lodge

2010-04-30T00:11:00.004-04:00

just finished this split shit for hobocubes which hes puttin out on hobocult

turquoise cats - the black lodge

.5) announcements
1) test rig
2) blood bones
3) nice freak (dj dog dick cover)
4) washers
5) static
6) dirt church
7) poppies
8) chaos reigns
9) survival test
10) knock 'em dead

coming (soon) to a tapedeck near you....

not ginza

2010-04-29T10:05:00.000-04:00

but still bola and vince gold

tonight

2010-04-24T11:27:00.001-04:00

show at thef401tress

starts at 10

fuck those 5 other shows

bring some $$

this saturday at thef401tress

2010-04-20T15:17:00.002-04:00

thef401tress
9 doors 10 muzak
309 e. federal st

complete with p.a.:

nothingberryplasma
total bolsheviks
comeback ranch (ct)
andrew bernstein

house/dj set by paws throughout the night

bring $ for donations

may dog have mercy on your soul

my mother is dead

2010-04-07T09:13:00.002-04:00

my father is dead

my relatives are dead

and my heart cries red, blue, green and purple.

yup done it

2010-04-01T22:48:00.002-04:00

mais shit

2010-04-01T13:42:00.012-04:00

gonna have 2 little dream getaways at thef401tress in mai

first up

8 mais
dance party at thef401tress
featuring
cop magnet
shock diamond
tear da club up 97
jello jigglah
PÂÚS€

2nd at the plate
on deckkk

22 mais
super dry (turquoise cats & m.c. schmidt (of matmos) duo)
lussuria (ny)
gem vision
jason urick & grasslung (ny)

this show will fuckin rule

stay close..>>

yupypuypuyupyupyupppypuppy

2010-03-30T01:21:00.005-04:00

24 avril
thef401tress

comback ranch
andrew bernstein
total bolsheviks
nothingberryplasma

plus house sets from pâús€

bring loot for new london kiddos

guess

2010-03-30T00:03:00.001-04:00

workin on ma weight

2010-03-25T00:40:00.004-04:00

drugs bunny- weight control [NB04]

lets do this shit bitch

2010-03-20T16:49:00.002-04:00

newbaltimore update

2010-03-19T01:35:00.005-04:00

shits next level bruh(t)

workin on: drugs bunny - weight control NB04 c30

immediate future:
fabric project

also- gonna be a cavelife/newbaltimore split shit with arabbing and drugs bunny

yup yupypupyupyup

smells like pup

stay tooned dreadknaughts

born like this

2010-03-18T21:32:00.001-04:00

just a small lick

2010-03-15T18:16:00.001-04:00

drugs bunny live excerpt from 2010/2/28 @ amerika by thef401tress

27 mars @ thef401tress

2010-03-15T17:47:00.003-04:00

f/r/ee
pay re$pect

no exs/summercampers/country blumpkins

dem hunger meets john wiese

2010-03-11T13:43:00.000-05:00

showze back on @ thef401tress

2010-03-08T20:12:00.010-05:00

greettings babez to none

gonna start thorwin shit down and up again over here on the easy east

first up

27 mars
EL TW0L0 inaugural with narwhalz(of sound), turquoise cats, copper glove, and salamander wool
maybe a special guest

in j4h wings

24 avril
andrew bernstein, total bolsheviks (new london), nothingberryplasma and comeback ranch
(donation$ at this show for rhode dogs)
pâús€ on the house sets

stay tooned.....

one for my blood

2010-03-03T15:27:00.003-05:00

ya ya ya ayyayayaya ya yayaa

you had it all

2010-03-03T15:11:00.001-05:00

and you blew it

drugs bunny @ amerikka 2/28/10

2010-02-27T19:39:00.001-05:00

get out yr fucking checkbook

2010-02-23T20:44:00.001-05:00

high fives all around

comeback ranch release party

2010-02-18T19:39:00.005-05:00

need any more details scumbags>?

possible show at thef401tress end of feb

2010-02-18T14:20:00.002-05:00

thinking about having a little nightmare getaway at thef401tress at the end of the month. infinite motel + othrs. who knows? i fuckin dont.

slumtown symfunny cd-r paypal link up

2010-02-11T12:23:00.006-05:00

download it here

not a day goes by

2010-02-07T15:05:00.002-05:00

without playin one of your bangers

rip the g.o.a.t.

//////////////////////////

gonna be playin jay dee all day/allnight at thef401tress on some 1 man dilla party shit

if you want to come through and kick it holla

catinthebrainhuh?

2010-02-06T13:59:00.000-05:00

rip june tyson

2010-02-05T17:02:00.004-05:00

take a god damn minute outta yer linear day shit and throw on some june tyson its her fuckin birthday snowbones

one for dem hunger hungry hippos

2010-02-05T16:21:00.002-05:00

so hot ya catch a tan round dis mothafucka

lemme cut some bacon off ya back bwoi

i luv dat shit

2010-02-04T04:19:00.002-05:00

the lipstick puts a good coating on the tip for impose magazine

Lou Poles

2010-02-03T19:30:00.000-05:00

we're just holdin the mirror up to society

2010-02-02T19:06:00.002-05:00

puuuuuuuussssssy doooodles

one day theyll all learn

2010-02-01T14:12:00.002-05:00

50waystodiechooseone+stillcrazy

2010-01-31T17:58:00.002-05:00

knock em dead

2010-01-31T17:36:00.001-05:00

medusa snap

2010-01-31T15:52:00.001-05:00

wait for it

pâús€ federal drug administration mixtape

2010-01-29T17:48:00.001-05:00

comin soon 2 a tape deck near u.

get the fuck on this shit

2010-01-28T16:55:00.003-05:00

some real drone thugz shit for y'all

walter gross - sin/so fucken ghetto double cs on ihadanaccident

cop it dunnies!

wtf is newbaltimore

2010-01-26T14:31:00.024-05:00

its a fake fuckin label. its got 3 releases so far. its not a fuckin e-world label hype ego trip. its a fuckin carnival cruise down bleak street. read furthur if youre on the bus.

now:

turquoise cats - slumtown symfunny (cdr) [nbcd001] $3

nothingberryplasma - live (cs) [nbcs001] edition of 30 SOLD OUT

nothingberryplasma - self titled [nbcs002] edition of 100 SOLD OUT

soon:

drugs bunny - weight control (cs)

turquoise cats/nothingberryplasma - tower 7 bootleg v2.0 (split cs)

pâús€ - federal drug administration mixtape (cs)

fabric [waltr carpentr tribute compilation featuring j0n, dog dick, aburt (tm), rustea, nothingberryplasma, turquoise cats and possibly others] (double cs)

future:

drugs bunny vhs/dvd with animations by matt carbaugh

nothingberryplasma - the nothingberrycosby album

turquoise cats - full length LP

non-new baltimore parallel dimension releases:

nothingberryplasma - who ate the brown shoe glue ? cassette split with teenage souls on lost:ghost:records

nothingberryplasma - must have been lost (gnr009) cassette on gnr

turquoise cats/nothingberryplasma - tower 7 split casette on alleypiss

turquoise cats/hobo cubes - split casette on hobo cult

in the wings :

turquoise cats is gonna be flippin some lipstick, the red rocket himself
and nothingberryplasma has a track comin out on galactic daze vol.2 (double cs) on james via maine's label sabbath reality

please send all inquiries, fractal elves, and monies for purchases to:

newbaltimore records
309 e. federal st
apt.f401
baltimore, md 21202

or e-world us at thef401tress@gmail.com

gonna have a paypal up soon enough for u lucky drunkks that're too punk to fuck

stay toon'd if u give 2 chits or less...

fade to black

slumtownripoffedition

2010-01-19T20:26:00.005-05:00

im really proud of being able to be really proud of my ability to be proud of my stuff and everyone around me (the 5 people or less that may be)

**this just in- baltimore still sucks

alleypiss excerpts

2010-01-16T14:08:00.006-05:00

turquoise cats/nothingberryplasma - tower 7
split cassette
alleypiss records tw0L0

nothingberryplasma - excerpt from slw yr rl

turquoise cats - k.o.

slumtown soundcloud

2010-01-16T14:06:00.003-05:00

piss stream

tower 7 finished

2010-01-09T15:14:00.007-05:00

alleypiss is puttin out a little cassette split of some bullshit recorded in the last week up at the fortress. 30 fuckin full minutes packed of kurtis blow, the fuckin Dan, feet rotting off, remembering what k was like, and moar2cum. its called tower 7. drool 4 mo info l0serz

turquoise cats/nothingberryplasma - tower 7
alleypiss records split cassette

cat side
1. k.o.
2. rubber roofs
3. pay ton
4. hotelican
5. dugong
6. knockers pt.1
7. knockers pt.2
(14:52)

plasma side
1. slw yr rl
(14:59)

DRUGS BUNNY AT THE ANNEX THEATER

2010-01-03T17:08:00.004-05:00

TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE XANNEX THEATER ON OLIVER STREET WITH A BUNCH OF ANIMAL COOLLECTIVE COVER BANDS, DRUGS BUNNY ----LLLLLIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE IIIIIINNNNN CCCCOOOOONNNNNCCCCCEEEEERRRRRTTTTT. PLEASE COME AND WATCH THE ROOM CLEAR OUT. NOT GONNA BE QUITE AS GOOD AS LAST NIGHTS AMERICA(N) IMPROMPTU BONFIRE BUT SHTS BLEAK. STAY TOONED FOR MORE NEUS ON "WEIGHT CONTROL"

fuckyeahmiddleschoolmixerarticles

2010-01-03T16:50:00.004-05:00

TW0L0 is only 6 days away

2009-12-25T12:35:00.005-05:00

and itll be a good year (we can only hope) for new baltimore

some ideas/schemes in play-

drugs bunny - weight control cassette
turquoise cats - split cassette with hobo cubes
fabric project
nothingberrycosby work
andAwholeLOTmore hopefully
stay tooned...

EDIT* also in the works on alleypiss (dogdick/redrocket/lipstick's label) a split b/w turquoise cats and nothingberryplasma

pyrex vision preview

2009-12-21T14:07:00.001-05:00

another classic from the chef gets video treatment

its on get the bakin soda, dump it

turquoise cats - slumtown symfunny

2009-12-14T14:19:00.009-05:00

download slumtown symfunny
turquoise cats

green dogs in russia

2009-12-13T18:16:00.003-05:00

pity

DRUGS BUNNY @ THE BANK

2009-12-13T18:13:00.009-05:00

show is cancxllxd due to le snow

buzzkill

dicknose doodles by max eyes and balls

this sunday, the bank (2013 frederick ave) will host a slew of slumtown wizards and out of town magicians. walter gross, drugs bunny, vows, diamond hymen, and out mode will all bring the proverbial "disgust" for some holiday cheer. the show starts promptly at 10pm on the dot. udontwannamissthisdemeanorelliot. its a sunday- so just come after mass. cheerZ

support yer local dealr

urszula + show on friday**UPDATE cancxllxd

2009-12-09T13:52:00.009-05:00

the original female vocal looper pre-underground real shit y'all

show at the dome on friday cancxllxd suckas.

in the wings- dec. 20 at the bank 2nd annual drugs bunny massacre. bring a back up head in case your shit explodes.

nothin better than blow

2009-12-07T14:18:00.001-05:00

marilyn by emi

2009-11-27T19:55:00.002-05:00

beautiful

fuct

2009-10-23T16:34:00.001-04:00

2009-10-23T15:51:00.001-04:00

PAUSE- new jams featuring local slumtown banger lexx

elite giants on deck

achieve self tranquility/another skate team

2009-10-19T17:18:00.003-04:00

holla at ya boy

slumtown go hard @ soft fest

2009-10-14T19:47:00.006-04:00

info

**update: im playing at 9 - most likely a 20 minute set as usual but come early for everyone else**

wikipedia copycat ma fuckas

2009-10-14T19:40:00.008-04:00

wtf? everyone knows i spell my shit with all lower cases letters. wikipedia is run by a bunch of smart dumb cats

elite giants

2009-09-27T14:20:00.002-04:00

get ready

new chef

2009-08-24T11:39:00.000-04:00

(aka the red remix pt.2)

show @ load of fun

2009-04-20T23:05:00.005-04:00

edit: its $3

no need to post the info twice.

scrilla required.

dancing shoes optional.

new track - yahtzee @ 320 kbps/44.1 kHz

2009-04-05T01:43:00.008-04:00

up today is a track i recently recorded (26/3) at my place (the fortress). this is kind of where i'm at and where i'm headed at the same time. i'm callin it 'yahtzee.'

(the file is roughly ~26 mb but the track is only 11 minutes)

enjoy.

show @ the fortress

2009-04-04T22:58:00.005-04:00

xXx show cancelled xXx

stay tuned for something next month.

welcome 2 new baltimore

2009-04-03T20:30:00.001-04:00

[custom artwork for joe by srebrinaM.]

ladies & gentleman, the fine people at the fortress bring you the official home of new baltimore records. new baltimore is an independent label based out of the slums of the city where we bring you unique videos, tapes, cd's, (wax maybe someday!), as well as digital releases of many members of the new baltimore cosmos and we continue to expand as the multiverse does to stay tuned in, as we encourage many people of the world to do so. now that we're on the same level i ask you stay tuned for upcoming information about our releases as well as future events being held in what was once dubbed "the greatest city in america" and "the city that reads," but apparently now we're reduced to "get in on it."

raise it up.

go get some